This New App Will Teach You How To Finally Go Down On A Girl Properly

January 31, 2017, 9:12 am

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Any guy who knows anything about having sex with a girl will tell you that you’ve got to go down on them if you really want to show them a good time, but it can be kinda tricky to get to the point where you actually know what you’re doing down there.

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Thankfully now – as with most things in this life these days – there’s an app to help us out with that. It’s called Lickster and you can see how it works in the promo video for it below:

OK, so I think the fact that it wasn’t actually real came to the forefront when they announced that you could easily broadcast your high score to Facebook, Snapchat and LinkedIn, but in reality I don’t think it’s actually THAT bad an idea. From what I’ve heard a lot of guys could do with some help in that department, so maybe someone should actually knuckle down and make this app?

Might be a real money spinner, if guys actually want to spend their spare time licking their phone I suppose. Sure some people out there would play it for that elusive high score though, even if they didn’t want to share it with their co-workers.

There’s also another benefit of going down on your woman – apparently it burns more calories than going to the gym. Who would have thought it?

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Improve Your Sex Life With The World’s First Ever ‘Smart Condom’

March 2, 2017, 9:49 am

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One of the absolute worst things about having sex is when you have to use a condom, because it completely kills the moment.

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Unfortunately, if you don’t want to get pregnant or catch a disease though, it’s a very necessary part of sexual intercourse for most of us. And it’s about to become an even more awkward and awful experience – albeit a lot more safer perhaps – with the introduction of the new i.Con or ‘Smart Condom’.

This new ring will fit over your condom and will not only monitor calories burnt, the number of thrusts, girth measurements and duration of intercourse, but will also tell you whether or not you have a sexual disease when you place it on your dick. Fantastic – sure that won’t be awkward at all when it starts flashing off when someone is about to have sex with you.

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All of that data is also transferable to your smartphone, presumably so you can easily share it with other people via social media as well. Again, definitely a feature that I just didn’t know I needed in my life at all. But boy am I glad it’s here. Aaron Slater – a spokesperson for British Condoms (dream job) – said the following:

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We knew we were on the cusp of creating something special with i.Con and bringing a new meaning to ‘wearable tech’, but being advocates of safe sex, we wanted something more and the addition of an STI indicator has certainly done that.

It certainly has. Whilst I don’t doubt that the inclusion of an STI indicator is useful, I still can’t get over how awful it’s gonna be when it starts flashing or whatever before you have sex. Or how the phrase “wait, I need to get my smart condom on as well” is going to integrate into English vocabulary.

Still, it seems to be really popular as apparently 96,000 people have pre-ordered it already despite it costing £60. Maybe it’s just me? For more on safe sex, check out this new condom that’s designed to feel exactly like human skin.

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Science Finds That Taking A Hot Bath Burns More Calories Than A Workout

March 30, 2017, 12:29 pm

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Everybody wants to lose weight, but hardly anyone wants to put the effort in to achieve that. Thankfully, science is telling us that there might be another way thanks to hot baths. Alright.

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A recent study at Loughborough University compared two sets of men taking part in two different activities for an hour – enjoying a 104 degree bath (that’s not too hot and normally the temperature of a jacuzzi so don’t worry about that) or cycling on an exercise bike for an hour. Here’s what they found out:

Cycling resulted in more calories being burned compared with a hot bath, but bathing resulted in about as many calories being burned as a half-hour walk (around 140 calories).

The overall blood sugar response to both conditions was similar, but peak blood sugar after eating was about 10% lower when participants took a hot bath compared with when they exercised.

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We also showed changes to the inflammatory response similar to that following exercise.

The anti-inflammatory response to exercise is important as it helps to protect us against infection and illness, but chronic inflammation is associated with a reduced ability to fight off diseases.

This suggests that repeated passive heating may contribute to reducing chronic inflammation, which is often present with long-term diseases, such as type 2 diabetes.

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OK, so it might not burn as many calories as a full blown workout, but at least it’s actually burning calories and all you’re doing there is lying around enjoying yourself, maybe watching a movie or reading a book. So next time you feel like skipping a workout, just take a bath instead and you won’t feel so bad about it. Sounds good to me.

For more baths, check out this guy bathing in 600lbs of Nutella. Not sure if that’s gonna have the same effect.

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These Smoked Whiskey Cheeseburgers Look Absolutely Incredible

April 26, 2017, 9:08 am

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Say what you want about southern American rednecks, they sure know how to do BBQ food right and this video is pure evidence of that.

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The video comes from the self styled BBQ Pit Boys and involves a recipe for what looks like one of the most delicious cheeseburgers I’ve ever seen: the BBQ Smoked Whiskey Cheeseburger. These boys know how to BBQ:

Man that looks good, doesn’t it? Never really thought about putting mushrooms AND peppers on a burger but I might have to do that in the future.

Not sure how the guys are even going to get their mouths around them because they’re absolutely huge, but they seem pretty experienced with their BBQing so I’ll assume they know what they’re doing when it comes to eating them as well.

I’ve gotta comment on the delivery too – he absolutely nails the slow southern drawl and the slow southern way of cooking BBQ food. Gotta love that comment about vegetarians too – “watch the vegomatics attack on this one”. Yeah, OK dude.

For more burgers, check out the Nelson’s Column burger. Only 10,500 calories.

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Are You Ready For The World’s Largest Chicken Nugget?

June 19, 2017, 9:04 am

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I’m a big fan of chicken nuggets I’m not gonna lie, but I think even I would have trouble justifying ordering what’s being described as the biggest chicken nugget in the world.

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It’s called the Nugzilla and it’s available from Rub’s Smokehouse, which has locations in Birmingham, Newcastle, Nottingham and Beverley (wherever that is). The giant nugget is exactly what you would expect it to be – 1.5kg of chicken thigh meat, coated in flour and spices and deep fried until golden.

It even comes with its own bottle of BBQ sauce as that’s how much you’ll need to get through it. The Nugzilla comes in at 6000 calories (more than twice your recommended allowance) and is the equivalent of 85 regular chicken nuggets. It’s only going to set you back £29.95, which I think is pretty reasonable under the circumstances.

Here’s a video of it in action:

I mean yeah, it does looking incredible, but I don’t think I could ever finish it though.

Here’s what Rub’s Smokehouse founder and CEO Luke Billingham had to say about it:

The Nugzilla is born of my love of chicken nuggets. I can never get enough. We sat round one night and we thought, ‘let’s make the biggest chicken nugget we can’.

In an average portion the fat content is about 330 grams and there are 4,500 calories. There’s also another 1,200 calories in the fries alone. We’ve had quite a good take up of it. About six people have managed to eat the entire thing.

We do have a booking of 12 individuals coming in at the same time and they’re going to chop their way through it. Let’s see how it goes for them! It is a bit like marmite. You either love it or you hate it. But the response on social media has been out of this world.

No shit. The chicken nugget is out of this world! Might have to check it out ASAP.

For more chicken nuggets, check out the previous best deal I had come across in this area – McDonald’s 48 nugget bucket. So crappy in comparison to now.

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Mac’n’Cheese Pizza Is Finally A Reality

July 11, 2017, 6:30 am

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It’s another week and we’ve already kicked off with some absolutely dope food combinations that shouldn’t work, but really, really, really do and here is another one: the Mac’n’Cheese Pizza.

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Coming to you courtesy of Pizza Hut, there isn’t just one option but a variety too. The first (which you can see above) is known as The Classic One and features a béchamel sauce base and macaroni, cheese, cheese sauce (nicely) and onions, whereas The BBQ one (below) features a BBQ base topped with macaroni, cheese sauce, cheese, onions and BBQ sauce. They also both come with a cheese stuffed crust if you haven’t quite had enough cheese on the pizza yet.

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Looks absolutely fantastic eh? The only downside of it is probably the price as it comes in at a whopping £21.95 for the pizza, but if you’re sharing it with a couple of people then it’s probably worth it. I assume it only comes in large anyway and you probably don’t wanna be eating the whole thing yourself anyway as it’s probably 2195 calories as well. Gotta treat yourself to a couple of slices as well though.

For more excellent new food combinations, check out the cheese and bacon fries at McDonald’s. Unbelievably good.

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This Guy Ate Domino’s Pizza Every Day For A Whole Year And Actually Lost Weight

August 17, 2017, 6:45 am

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It’s a well known fact that if you eat a lot of pizza then you’re probably going to get fat. It’s just the way it goes.

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However, it turns out that this might not actually be true if this guy Brian Northrup’s story is anything to go by. He decided to eat a whole Domino’s pizza every day for a year to prove that diet wasn’t everything. Working on the idea that if you burned more calories than you ate then you would lose weight, he worked out hard and actually ended up losing weight. What an absolute bastard.

Here’s what he had to say about his experience:

#PIZZAPOCALYPSE Day 45/367. An entire @dominos #Pizza #everyday for a (leap) year and a day. #nodaysoff #tndo #iifym Follow EVERY SINGLE DAY (and bite) of the journey on YouTube: Brian Northrup Snapchat: brian.northrup #fit#fitspo#GoBlue#abs#nofilter

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The #PIZZAPOCALYPSE is complete. My final weigh in was 161.2 lbs. For comparison, my weigh in on day 1 was 167.1 lbs. I LOST 5.9 lbs eating an entire pizza every day for a year.

In addition, I’ve increased my strength, speed, AND (most important to me) my cardiovascular endurance over the course of this endeavor. Also, I haven’t been sick for a single day of this experience, nor have I injured myself a single time.

Sure, you might not want, or be able to put in the amount of work that I do, but if you think you could be doing more, I just want to show that it’s worth it.

If you see me, a relatively small guy, who was never a good athlete… I want to be a reminder of what’s possible through hard work.

I’m not gonna stop either. I don’t know why anyone would do anything for a year, when you can do it for over a year.

#PIZZAPOCALYPSE THE FINAL PHYSIQUE: An ENTIRE @dominos pizza EVERY DAY for a leep year and a day (367 total) Recorded yesterday on day 367/367 The #PIZZAPOCALYPSE is complete. My final weigh in was 161.2 lbs. For comparison, my weigh in on day 1 was 167.1 lbs. I LOST 5.9 lbs eating an entire pizza every day for a year. In addition, I've increased my strength, speed, AND (most important to me) my cardiovascular endurance over the course of this endeavor. Also, I haven't been sick for a single day of this experience, nor have I injured myself a single time. Still behind on editing the final videos, but very open to ideas on where to go next, both here and on my YouTube channel (just search my name if you're not following me there yet but are interested). So PLEASE, hit me up with ideas. Eating challenges, Fitness videos, Reviews or Perspectives on anything Superhero/Comicbook/GoT/Fantasy related, videos on mindset, etc. Anyways, that's it. Thank you SO MUCH to all you Pizza Lovers out there who have been with me on this quest of deliciousness! Mischief Managed.

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Well yeah fair play to the guy I suppose. He looks great and ate pizza for a whole year, but he probably had to spend about three hours every day working it off and doesn’t have any friends and never parties. So I guess it is possible to lose weight and still eat pizza every day, but you’ve got to make a few sacrifices if you’re going to do it.

For more pizza, check out this fried chicken crust pizza. Bet Brian wouldn’t be able to eat one of those every day for a year and stay slim.

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Someone’s Combined A Huge Yorkshire Pudding With A Super Cheesy Pizza… And It Looks Unreal

September 6, 2017, 8:30 am

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Everyone knows that the best part of a roast is the Yorkshire pudding, so why aren’t there more Yorkshire pudding based fusion food items out there on the market?

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At least the guys over at Rebels Smokehouse in Beverley, East Yorks have heard our prayers and decided to develop a pizza inside a Yorkshire pudding. It features a sausage base topped with lashings of cheese and tomato and will only take away 1500 calories from our daily allowance. Joy.

The Yorkshire pudding is pre-cooked and then the topping goes inside the oven upside down so that the pudding remains crisp. It’ll cost you £15.95 which is pretty much double a large pizza from Caspian, but as it’s so goddamn huge and unique I doubt anyone is going to complain about it.

Restaurant owner Sean Singer explained his idea behind the new food item:

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I was working with co-owners Jason Rowe and Lucas Billingham to create a nostalgic menu when we came up with this.

We were thinking of the Chicago town pizza – because we all ate these as a kid, more often than not in frozen form, when we decided to pair it with the Yorkshire pud.

Of course, it was the natural progression as we’re all from Yorkshire.

It tastes great. It is so right, but so wrong. It plays tricks on your mind.

Yeah I mean, it looks excellent and I would definitely be up for trying one, just can’t see myself heading up to East Yorkshire anytime soon. Think they’ll Deliveroo it down to London?

For more Yorkshire puddings, check out the Yorkshire Pudding burger, which doesn’t quite look as good any more.

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